Spike Dies! 

A spoiler that reveals too much information.

Man 1: Spike Dies!
Man 2: Dammit, you ruined the ending!

Spike Dies! by G.L. September 27, 2004

spike jonze 

the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the bassline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn't the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.

blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision

Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face

spike jonze by megan sarasua January 17, 2008

spike-and-spread 

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

spike-and-spread by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013

Spike dyke 

A gothic type dyke, one who might wear fishnets/fishnet shirts, spikes (hence the name) etc.

"Oh man, look at the spike dyke, she's totally checking you out"

Spike dyke by Frances April 23, 2004

Spike TV 

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

Spike TV by Dave September 19, 2003

Spike Girl 

A classy lady who likes to get out and shake her booty, and has no need or intentions of hooking up with any slut puppies...

Bella likes to do dancing at the Spike and listen to live music... she is a Spike Girl for sure... and all the men know that.. so they treat her like a lady...

Spike Girl by Ciao... January 8, 2009

Spike TV 

The male answer to the feminist crap on Lifetime

A REAL man watches Spike!

Spike TV by Trudeau October 29, 2004