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markus hagues 

The sweetest boyfriend any girl dreams for, he usually plays the guitar, and enjoys to be with his girlfriend. Markus Hagues is a funny guy and loves to make people happy, he supports his girlfriend and friends through everything. He isn't scared to show his emotions because he knows hiding his emotions isn't what you should do. Markus Hagues gives the best hugs and is known for his successful relationship and talents.
Markus Hagues is a great individual.

Markus and Martinus 

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.
Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case
Markus and Martinus by Apehue December 23, 2019

Markus Johnson 

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
That’s a Markus Johnson run
Markus Johnson by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018

Markus Ruud 

Oh, what a markus ruud
Meaning: oh what a dick head
Markus Ruud by Markus Ruud May 21, 2015

Markus Hårstad 

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.
Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

markus sigfridson 

And...The correct spelling IS....
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Markus Sigfridsson
yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson