dildo-legged

the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function

Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...

dildo-legged by DJ_Murdock May 31, 2011

One legged wombat 

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.

That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.

One legged wombat by Colin moecain February 4, 2008

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

Legged a jobe by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020

one-legged snowman 

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

one-legged snowman by golf_junkie August 12, 2008

three legged antelope 

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

three legged antelope by blacklung April 21, 2009

Three Legged Elephant 

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.

Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Three Legged Elephant by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

5 legged caribou by Romy Hart July 6, 2014