AGB (After Grog Bog)

The Shit you do the next day after a night out drinking. Usually stinks the fuck outta da room and leaves skids in the bowl.

Man that AGB fucken reaked

AGB (After Grog Bog) by Ross Jeffs February 23, 2004

After Grog Bog 

After Grog Bog is the shit you do after a night of drinking alcohol

Angelina: I wouldn't go in there if i were you
Brad: Why's that?
Angelina: I have the worst After Grog Bog
Brad: Right, I'll give it at least half an hour

After Grog Bog by Little Kitten January 13, 2006

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Crotch Grog 

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

Crotch Grog by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

grape grog 

Vaginal intercourse using your balls instead of your penis.

"It's a good thing that bitch was stretched out or else I wouldn't have been able to grape grog her like I did."

grape grog by Harrison March 14, 2004

Post-nap grog 

Sometimes in life, nighttime just didn't provide you with the correct amount of sleep you deserved.

When this occurs its perfectly acceptable to go for a nap when your energy runs out, to keep you fresh for the rest of the day.

The key with napping is to not make it too long, once you reach the fresh/grog boundary it can all go wrong, leaving you with a post-nap groggy feeling leaving you feeling a horrible mixture of hungover and mental slowness which is hard to shift.

Eddie had had a late night and an early morning start, leaving him to contemplate a quick nap at 3pm, however when he awoke at 5pm he had sleep hair, a fuzzy feeling on his tongue and a general feeling of post-nap grog.

Post-nap grog by haveabanana8 November 14, 2011

Monthly Grog 

Basically a period but in a more kid friendly way.
What they use to make Raspberry Zingers and Mom's Spaghetti.

Girl: Ouch waaaaah Dad I just got my monthly grog.
Dad: Ok let me throw junk food at you for a TikTok.
Girl: I fucking hate you dad.

Monthly Grog by thetahaarysn June 2, 2021