fonejacker 

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic

Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______

fonejacker by Hariki January 1, 2009

fonner 

someone who posesses both fit & monner characteristics,

e.g
wooow!! look @ that fonner, shez fonnerific!

fonner by jake klair December 18, 2007

facebook fonies 

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

facebook fonies by abject.hana January 26, 2009

fonta 

a sweet tasting mixture of tobacco and weed that is smoked.

"I rolled a fonta with my homeboys yo." "Tori Jo, you're not black shut up."

fonta by Carlybeast May 27, 2007

Fonster 

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

Fonster by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

fontent 

when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice

"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"

fontent by agit May 31, 2009

Fontenot

Loud, charismatic, bold coon-ass. They will fight you; then drink a beer with you. Easy to aggravate. Hard to manipulate. Most likely from Lafayette, Louisiana. A great friend to have.

Fontenot whipped dat boys ass; den drank a a beer with him. Dat crazy coonass.

Fontenot by AshleyThibodeaux May 8, 2020