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UC Berkeley 

a not soo hard college to get into. ranked around 20 in the nation. has many asians and like 0 whites. full of homeless people, liberal fags, and hippies. the chicks are fugly but after awhile you get what i call the "Berkeley Eye" see Triton Eye. Apparently it has a good engineering program but thats about it. It is like between Stanford and UCLA.
Homeless guy: Hey give me a dollar
Me: *runs away*

I see this homeless guy and he turns around. he isnt a homeless guy but a student

Person 1: Hey where do you go to college?
Person 2: Stanford
Person 1: Respect.
Person 2: Where do you go?
Person 1: Columbia
Person 3: I go to UC Berkeley.
Person 1: Never heard of it......
Person 2: Is that like in Texas?
UC Berkeley by romancesilver July 27, 2007

busby berkeley 

1. Any elaborate dance number
2. Any bevy of beautiful girls
1. Wow, that was amazing how they pulled off that Busby Berkeley in Singin' in the Rain!
2. Even The Producers had a number with a busby berkeley.
busby berkeley by Monny Lopez August 2, 2006

UCLA Berkeley 

Possibly the most elite and least well-known of the UC campuses. Located in the heart of the beautiful city of Santa Diego, UCLA Berkeley is the perfect place for those who wish to pursue Spanish or Swedish studies. The school's Ice Sculpting Club is particularly distinct. Despite the what you may think from the fucking nasty US News and World Report's List of Best Colleges, UCLA Berkeley consistently rejects more 2400 SAT-achieving students than any Ivy League. No American president has ever come from UCLA Berkeley (thank god). Only one college in the country is finer...and that, of course, is Brown.
Dude I got into Harvard and Yale but I got rejected from UCLA Berkeley. I got a 2400 on the SAT! WTF MATE?!

Fuck Johns Hopkins. That's where fun dies. And where Adam Rich lives.

I wanted to go to Columbia but then I decided to go to UCLA Berkeley. Duh.
UCLA Berkeley by Raoul L'Invisible November 29, 2007

Brain like Berkeley 

The idea that women at UC Berkeley should be giving niggas head (brain) because they are cute enough to decline the request in most cases.
Bro: What y’all boutta get into?
Me: Me and this girl boutta get busy

Bro: Fr?
Me: Yeah she got that brain like Berkeley .
Brain like Berkeley by naltu April 14, 2022

Lora-Berkeley 

A quiet person who looks really nice. Os always smiling and loves everyone. When you get to know her she is salty and feisty. She is mean but is secretly always longing for more. Using mean as a barrier. Wants to he accepted and is a little insecure. She is pretty with brown hair and brown eyes.
Lora-Berkeley by Honestlymorally October 18, 2019

Callum Berkeley 

stop being a Callum Berkeley or i'll ban u on mc
Callum Berkeley by jman123.ie February 27, 2020