Twitter 

A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.

Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"

Twitter by Zaneshift July 3, 2010

Football Twitter 

FtblAdam is sooo shit and u have to admit it

Football Twitter is weird

Football Twitter by Jwkqjqgwhwushs August 20, 2019

Twitter Effect 

Explanation for a movie to have a shocking drop in the box office returns after one day in theaters. It used to be that it took a full week for word to get out on a film's poor quality, but with social networks now people seeing a film on its opening night can report instantly on the prospects of the title.

First seen with the comedy "Bruno", which had an impressive opening night, but then experience a drop of a stunning 39% on its second day of release. It was explained that word-of-mouth was happening instantly nowadays to explain the stunning loss of audiences. Recently seen with "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World", which had a heavy 25% drop on its second day in release.

The movie opened with an impressive Friday box office and was poised for a successful weekend, but then The Twitter Effect kicked in on Saturday and it is now looking like it could be a bomb.

Twitter Effect by Martini Shark September 21, 2010

Twitter Moment 

When something happens or someone says something that is so epic, that you absolutely MUST tweet it on twitter.

IM 1: I broke my shoulder, it was painfu;
IM 1: I mean *painful
IM 2: LMAO! IT WAS SO FUCKING PAIN-FU!
IM 1: Twitter moment lol.

Twitter Moment by DictionaryLovah January 22, 2010

Twitter 

The area of the female body, located between the Vagina and anus.

She has a rather large amount of hair on her twitter

Twitter by kphspeedster November 6, 2011

twitter 

despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:

Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"

twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.

twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.

kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter

twitter by MissEducatedAuthor February 3, 2012

HH twitter 

It is hip hop twitter n everyone gotta follow tybarros_

Ty please notice me on HH twitter

HH twitter by Uknowwhodisfknis May 26, 2020