Twitch Thot

A cam-whore streamer named "Alinity" primarily from twitch, famous for being a stupid twitch thot who loves to falsely break Intellectual property laws and misuse the DMCA copyright system.

Yo Jimmy, remember the twitch thot *alinity* who falsely stole hundreds of dollars from small creators?

Yea Bob, I remember that TWITCH THOT.

Twitch Thot by HYPERBRUH June 6, 2018

twitch thot

female twitch streamer which takes advantage that most of those working at Twitch are desperate man-virgins letting inappropriate actions by their favorite girl pass without penalty

Today on "How Bras work, with Twitch Thots!"

twitch thot by MahNamehJEF June 12, 2018

Twitch Simp 

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.

In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp

Twitch Simp by giddlebeast April 5, 2020

Twitch thot

Commonly a person of the female sex that likes or is eager to show (accidently ofcourse) cleavage to 12 year olds.

Pewds: 'Those twitch thots' *Tries not to look at cleavage*
(Twitch thot) Alinity: 'CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!'

Twitch thot by HiSmG June 9, 2018

Twitch Monkey 

A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.

Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.

Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.

The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".

"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".

"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"

"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"

Twitch Monkey by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010

twitch thot

1: Abbreviation for "That Ho Over There who streams on twitch". She usually is a twitch streamer, which, while it's young, it's not surprising, as most thots are fast-ass little girls, who are trying to act like being a teenager automatically makes you "grown". In all her streams, her boobs and booty are exposed, and is always showing off that stomach. She also tends to put "religious" quotes on her Instagram, to made her hoeness more justified.

2: A female who cries when a male YouTuber with 63 Million Subscribers calls them out for having their boobs and booty on show for 12 year old boys.

Person 1: Stupid Twitch Thots
Person 2 : CAN WE COPY STRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!
Person 1: AHAHAHAHA

Rachel did it with like, 3 guyes at that party. She is such a thot

twitch thot by RoyalMisconduct June 12, 2018

Twitch Slut 

Typically a thot who randomly decided to visit BestBuy and drop $800 on a new Dell desktop. A twitch slut usually plays competitive games that are most likely to have a large following (Counter Strike, Dota 2, League etc.).

Comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties--to a casual corset. Basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.

Followers of twitch sluts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and North American men in their 60s who type shit like "bb" and "u lik 2 get fucked by ur daddy I bet."

Twitch sluts are majoratively terrible at video games--but having large pools of followers --consequently the twitch slut paradox being born.

The old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () But now with the influx of twitch sluts, equations relative to the formula: tits + tits = popularity.

Gosu1: "bro, went on twitch.tv this morning to watch some pros stream League."

Gosu2: "nice, bro. You learn anything?"

Gosu1: "no. I spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who's kda ratio was 1-19-1. I came when she started to pantomime-fuck the banana that was superimposed on her screen."

Gosu2: " that was no thot. That was a twitch slut, bro."

Twitch Slut by Sexuallyapplythepressure April 4, 2016