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Tequila Village 

The mythical place you go when you consume more than one tequila shots with friends. The person buying the shots must invite the others to "Tequila Village" before everyone downs it.
"Are you keen for Tequila Village?"
"Tequila Village was crazy last night!"

tequila and caroline

first and only venezuelan real screamo band
Q: "theres no venezuelan screamo?
A: "yes man, tequila and caroline pretty cool band"
tequila and caroline by pysho June 30, 2010

Tequila Taco 

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.
She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.
Tequila Taco by Martini Muff June 8, 2016

Tequila Twat 

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.
ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

tequila red bull

Fill small glass full of ice, One or two shots tequila of your choice and fill with red bull.

Can be substituted with any energy drink of your choice.
Give me a Jake Longoria..WHAT?..Well look it up...its tequila red bull
tequila red bull by Jlongoria August 5, 2010

Tequila Cock Shot 

Eat nothing but limes for a week. Wet cock, apply salt, she takes a shot and goes to town.
My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila cock shot in front of the whole bar, and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night. She's such a whore.