bleeding-heart libertarian 

Someone who claims to be a libertarian but believes that all manner of silly left-wing statist beliefs are an integral part of libertarianism.

Some bleeding-heart libertarian told me that "slut shaming" was the equivalent of going on a killing spree in a shopping mall and that I needed to "check my privilege."

bleeding-heart libertarian by lawlster May 17, 2014

Bleeding Llama Dance Party 

Say it into a mirrior and it summons the spirit of an ancient japanese wolf demon. Created by Mr. Amazingphil and Mr. dnaisnotonfire.

Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. AHHHH! Ged dan!....

Bleeding Llama Dance Party by FlyingPhilFan November 1, 2010

Bleeding Anus 

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

Bleeding Anus by jake June 10, 2004

bleeding vagina 

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.

Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.

bleeding vagina by tinnican February 11, 2006

Free Bleeding 

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.

"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"

Free Bleeding by partycr3w February 8, 2013

bleeding ears 

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido

oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.

bleeding ears by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

Bleeding Phoenix 

A sexual maneuver in which, when close to climax, one slits the throat of his/her partner and the proceeds to light him/her on fire.

Jesus, does anyone actually do these things, like the bleeding phoenix?

Bleeding Phoenix by DJ Casper August 26, 2007