Beverage Goblin 

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.

Beverage Goblin by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

Beverage of the Gods 

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

Beverage of the Gods by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025

Beavergate

When someone accidentally sends a picture of their unwanted vagina to a group of people that it was not intended for. This causes an uproar and an Beavergate is an investigation, similar to Watergate to figure out who the recipient was supposed to be and what the story was behind the infamous mishap. The sender of the picture also goes into immediate damage control.

After a night of drinking Monica pulled a Beavergate involving the entire PTA. Rumors flies, was she cheating, was this for attention, had she been drinking but most importantly in this day and age why was she sporting a 1970’s inspired bush?

Beavergate by PTA member October 14, 2025

hot beverage 

when a man is about to cum and the girl pours a hot beverage on his penis

man 1: Dude, she gave me a hot beverage last, she grabbed my coffee off the night stand it was beautiful

man 2: Ah yeah thats hot

hot beverage by handijacked November 7, 2013

raunchy beverage 

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.

The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.

raunchy beverage by raunchydrinker April 19, 2018

white beverage 

A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks

Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?

white beverage by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 9, 2018

Hebrewed beverage 

What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".

If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.

Hebrewed beverage by QuacksO April 10, 2019