con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

con barge by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

bargoyle 

noun.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.

"That drunken asshat is nothing more than a Friday night bargoyle!"

bargoyle by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010

Bargument 

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.

"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."

Bargument by lionwins January 3, 2009

argle bargle

a pointless argument about trivial things(from a scottish word)

The keep turning things into argle bargle.

argle bargle by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2007

barge ass 

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

barge ass by paul May 6, 2004

Argy-Bargy 

a vigorous discussion or dispute.
a lively discussion, argument, dispute.
Reduplication of Scots & English dialect argy, alteration of argue.

Dude, our conversation at lunch was carazay!

Yeah, it was a real Argy-Bargy!

Argy-Bargy by ThisKid742 December 14, 2012

Bargain Cunt 

1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks from the TV show, Bargain Hunt. The fact that they are the king twats of daytime television, and that they presents a show called Bargain Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain Cunt"

2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.

1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"

2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have herpes. I knew I shouldn't have settled for Bargain Cunt"

Bargain Cunt by MagickDio February 26, 2010