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backsound 

The high-pitched nasal sound that is heard by non-Americans while one American speaks loudly in the background, generally heard when traveling through a beautiful place far, far away from the U.S. (such as Italy). Generally though, for some inexplicable reason there is always backsound.
and suddenly the backsound is heard "oh my, guard. this is just like Nhew Yorrk"
backsound by romano.za July 22, 2009
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Backseat Barbequer

When somebody is grilling on the barbeque and somebody else is standing over their shoulder the entire time telling them everything that they are doing wrong and critizing their every move.
Oh my god man, I was grilling up some steaks the other night and my wife was being such a Backseat Barbequer the entire time. It sucked!
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American Couch Backer 

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.
Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

two backed beast 

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
two backed beast by keifermail August 22, 2008

backseat lover 

1. Someone who makes love in the back of a vehicle
2. The act of carresssing errr massaging in aloe vera on someone of the opposite sex's back due to sunburns while in the back seat of a car .
1. That azn got some mo action with another backseat lover friday night!

2. While the two backseat lover's were working at it, one bumped the lock and the car alarm went off!
backseat lover by chin4m4n April 21, 2006

backer inners 

single men backed in to a parking spot at a forest preserve waiting for a hook up from other men.
Hey Bill it was pretty scary at the forest preserve today with all those backer inners looking you up and down as we drove in here.
backer inners by slkstr72 July 27, 2008

no backsies 

Originating in the game of tag, no backsies is a maneuver in which a player that is "it" cannot be tagged back immediately following the tagging of another player.

No backsies can further be extended into the real world, where people use "no backsies" as a means to avoid doing a task.

To invoke the rule, one must simply say "no backsies" before the item or action in question is returned to its original source.
Example 1: Alice, Bob, and Corey are playing tag, and Alice is "it." Alice proceeds to tag Bob, making him "it." Bob turns around and tags Alice right back. Alice neglected to say "no backsies," and is now "it" again. Bob would not make the same mistake. As his hand touches Alice's shoulder, he screams "no backsies." He then proceeds to punch her in the face for good measure. Bob cannot be tagged "it" until Corey has been tagged. Which won't happen. Alice is in the hospital.

Example 2: Alex and Daniel are arguing over whom has to put away all the toys back into the chest. Their mother comes in to threaten them that if a certain thing isn't put away within the next minute, they would both get in trouble. Obeying the unwritten rule that the last one to touch something must put it away, both proceed to argue over who actually touched it last. Daniel picks it up and throws it at Alex, hitting him in the face, and calls out "no backsies." Alex, now bruised from the padlock that their mother wanted put away, now has no option but to return the heavy metal object back to the toy chest.
no backsies by David Fier March 9, 2006