Allot 

Correct definition = distribute: administer or bestow, as in small portions.

Incorrect version: An illiterate way of spelling "a lot". The most common mistake however (very common unfortunetly) is "alot".

I'm no snooty English teacher or anything, but these particular mistakes drive me crazy! What is going on with education these days?

Correct example: Given as a task; "her allotted chores"

Incorrect example: "I liek that allot"

Allot by Dope Slanger August 21, 2006

Allonswin

(pronouced Ah-llon-s-win)
Allonswin is the pairing of the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) and Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) in the British Television Sci-fi/Drama Doctor Who. The name comes from the Tenth Doctor's catchphrase, 'Allons/y' and Clara's username, 'Os/win', therefore, Allonswin. Though only seen in one episode together, they are an immensely popular couple, though not as popular as Whoufflé.

If you're reading a story about the Tenth Doctor and Clara Oswald in a relationship, romantic or otherwise, and you support it, you like 'Allonswin'.

Allonswin by artiehazelmissy January 5, 2014

Alloromantic 

A person who experiences romantic attraction to other people. Also commonly just called a “romantic person.”

Alloromantics too often forget aromantics even exist.

Alloromantic by JustToBeQueer May 9, 2015

alliwantforxmasisapsp 

"alliwantforxmasisapsp" was a website sponsored by Sony which was intended to promote their PSP handheld gaming system. The site was a faux blog which was created by a company called Zipatoni, which specializes in "activating consumers." The gaming community became suspicious of the site primarily due to its gratuitous, awkward and often incorrect use of internet slang. The site was taken down shortly after it was definitively outed as a Sony-sponsored advertisement.

Actual text from alliwantforxmasisapsp.com:

"don't just wear it – pwn it!!1!"

"our boy Cousin Pete 'rapped up these crazy beatz and rhymes & put them under our tree! much luv and thx, pete."

"this original "all I want for xmas is a psp" jam is bound to be a cla$$ic!"

alliwantforxmasisapsp by TobyTheRobot December 25, 2006

Allons-y

French meaning "Let's Go". Coined by the Tenth Doctor in the British tv show "Doctor Who".

Doctor: "What's you're first name?"
Alonso: "Alonso".
Doctor: "You're kidding me".
Alonso: "What?"
Doctor: "That's something else I've always wanted to say".
Doctor: "Allons-y Alonso!!"

Allons-y by mabiniss2 November 23, 2010

Allo

Short for allosexual
Someone who experiences sexual attraction (as opposed to someone who is asexual and does not)

Allo people tend to dominate the discussion of queer issues, sometimes even silencing ace people

Allo by Applesarefum May 12, 2021

Alcowall 

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect

Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall

Alcowall by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022