Toledo Burrito 

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

Toledo Burrito by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Toledo Pants 

Noun: Jogging or sweatpants worn as a replacement for actual pants when going outside of ones home to an establishment.

"Dude, did you see that guy with the ICP T shirt wearing those Toledo pants at Walmart?"

Toledo Pants by xpimpbotx April 28, 2016

todded 

When you walk into a room to see what someone is doing. Then walk out without saying a word.

Wtf. that dude just todded me for the third time today.

todded by darktrance March 6, 2013

University of Toledo 

A poor excuse for a post-secondary school. While located in the nicest part of central-city Toledo (that ain't saying much), it still cannot deny its strong ghetto heritage. It is a very diverse school that is pretty representative of Greater Toledo (which can be a plus) with lots of Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos. The school is however open admission and will take any retard that can find money for tuition. It has earned its nickname "Bancroft High" fully.

"Man, I don't know what I want to do with my life....I think I'll just go to UT and get high and hit up the clubs downtown."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."

University of Toledo by C-Dawg Njaim April 19, 2005

Toledo 

A combination of an alligator and a torpedo. It has it's teeth removed, and then loaded into an attack submarine. At this time it is fired from the submarine in a torpedo-like fashion, fast and powerful. With it's de-teethed mouth, it eats all the broccoli in the ocean.

"Holy Toledo!!"

Toledo by littleman794 September 13, 2012

Toledo 

Toledo is a large city in Ohio. Which is full of possiblities and opportunity. Toledo is best known for makeing Jeeps and glass. Toledo is Uber cool, I would know I live in it.

(Rob) I'm going to Toledo.
(Bob) Ohio?
(Rob) Ya.
(Bob) Dude!!!!!! That place rocks!!
(Rob) I know!!!!!

Toledo by Ronnie Johns Jr. February 23, 2008

Toledo, Ontario 

Otherwise known as tittie city!

Wow i can't wait to go to Toledo, Ontario! You mean Tittie City?

Toledo, Ontario by BoonsBod April 11, 2013