dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

dick swinging in the wind by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

swaging it 

Scientificly
Wild
Ass
Guessing

It

John: How Are You Solving This Work?
Peter: Oh I'm Just Swaging It.

swaging it by bobby97 December 30, 2013

swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.

My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.

swinging dingleberries by Suck it miller January 29, 2014

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow 

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017

slanging pipe 

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

slanging pipe by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

Smanging 

Either a verb, or an adjective

credits to: ricky and uh llama

Adj. Ex.

Person 1: "Wow, this food is Smanging!"
Person 2: "What the fuck is Smanging?"

Verb Ex.

Person 1: "Don't you just love Smanging your thang?
Person 2: "What the fuck is Smanging?"

Smanging by literallyricky September 8, 2023

Stanging

An act of incompetence perpetrated by a state agency with regards to paperwork or documentation.

If the Registry of Motor Vehicles keeps stanging, I'll never get my car on the road.

Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging

Stanging by kcpgod February 11, 2010