skank legged bitch 

Woman or girl that is a slack looser, a hoe, or just trash, no bath or shower, smells nasty, no makeup.

NiggaEarl: It sure is a nice day today.

Lil'Don: Yep it sure is, except, whats that smell.

Jon-JonJohnson: I think its your meat, man, your meat stinks.

RayRay: Naw its that skank legged bitch over there. Man she's a nasty hoe.

RobertRoberts: No thats u, u nadd sniffing troll.

skank legged bitch by Ren Walkero October 31, 2008

four legged

Descriptor used to discuss the colossal nature of a female behind. Literally meaning, the booty is so big, those pants must have another pair of legs in them.

Damn, Shawty is four legged. Have you seen her Instagram?

four legged by Beefjerky9500 May 12, 2016

Five-Legged Caribou 

When six women get together with five lying on the ground. The sixth, puts both hands and feet into four of the vaginas of the women lying on the ground. She then inserts her head into the fifth woman's vagina.

Hey, where are all the girls?

They'll be gone for hours, they are doing the five-legged caribou with them.

Five-Legged Caribou by manswer April 29, 2009

bow legged swamp donkey 

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

bow legged swamp donkey by Come on meow November 28, 2014

three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.

FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"

three legged spot n' squat by Peeyimp January 6, 2008

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? by redgyul September 23, 2004

lenzed 

~v.
to be screwed out of money or merchandise, most commonly used when referring to internet transactions

synonyms:
hosed, shafted, jacked, frauded

John lenzed Sally. Sally was lenzed by John. John won't stop lenzing Sally.

lenzed by Schwilly March 1, 2004