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krista mae 

A girl Krista Mae can most likely be two faced. She can be nice at first until she reveals her true colors. She is manipulative and will make you believe any thing. She will act like your bestfriend then just get with your boyfriend behind your back. She is a backstabbing person. She is liked by everyone that doesn’t know what she’s really like.
You: hey is that Krista mae texting you

Boyfriend: oh no it’s nobody
You: let me see your phone
Boyfriend: fine
(Message that Krista mae sent your boyfriend) - “don’t tell your girlfriend about what we’ve talked about your choosing me not her”
krista mae by Weird_kid0987 April 10, 2022
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krista lea harrison 

a girl who suffered and suffered and suffered. 11 year old who had something to do with 12 year old, Tina Harmon and 10 year old, Deborah Kaye Smith

may they rest in pieces
1969-1981 (Tina)
1972-1982 (Deborah)
1971-1982 (Krista)
Me: krista lea harrison was such a nice girl who was picking up aluminum cans with her friend until someon-
Mom: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

Krista Lazou

The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx
Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!

Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.

Girl 1: I am so jealous.
Krista Lazou by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013

krista kraich 

The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.
Krista Kraich has the fattest most juiciest junk in the trunk double decker Pancake on rice plump most firm watermelon on a Tuesday afternoon with extra cake that I have ever seen in my whole 85 years of living and I’m extremely proud that even me thinking about how much I don’t succeed in life I can always look at her and realize at least I’m doing something right.
krista kraich by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020

Krista Shauerte 

Beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. A woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. Has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. ALWAYS carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. Always there for both family and friends. And able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.
"Did you see that girl?" "Yeah! She must be like a Krista Shauerte!"

krista-t 

kRistA is sOooo ePiCcc, sHeS likE sOo epiC dOoOOd likE oH mY gOsHhh, i lOvee kRsitatafkckmf

hii keeee and ryannn * wink wink *
OMG I WISH I WAS krista-t !!!! , HOTHOTHOT
krista-t by krista17 October 27, 2019

krista kraich 

Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
Krista Kraich has a GïÑōRmÓūš ŠhŁÖñG
krista kraich by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020