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Imaginary stoner friend 

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

Imaginary Friend Effect 

When a person seems invisible or unheard in group functions and only seems to be interacted with in one on one conversations.

In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.
I feel like I only exist with one person. I must have the Imaginary Friend Effect.

imaginary smoke 

Imaginary smoke is when a bitch try to put u down but u don’t know who she tryna beef with.
Girl posted on twitter:

“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”

Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”

Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”
imaginary smoke by DATGUR1REN August 10, 2023

Imaginary Friend Clubs 

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.
"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.
the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on

Imaginary Orthodoxy 

Redeemed Zoomers idea of what Orthodoxy is. Not actually Orthodox at all, just a misrepresentation of the Orthodox faith.
Friend 1: Redeemed Zoomer told me that the Orthodox worship tradition.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.
Imaginary Orthodoxy by Melted1776 December 20, 2023