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Condom Queen 

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.
Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen
Condom Queen by THE-condomqueen February 4, 2010
Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies
Condom by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013
a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
condom by Kristen H. April 15, 2008

ass condom 

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)
1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

Tongue Condom 

When you're chewing bubblegum and your about to blow a bubble, and coat your tongue in the gum, resembling a condom. On your tongue.
-girl sticks out her tongue-
DUDE: Haha, youve got on a tongue condom!
Tongue Condom by ohthejoys February 27, 2009