Jelqing My Chain

An informal, typically more 'street', way of saying you're jerking off.

Person 1: "Bro where were you yesterday?"
Person 2: "My bad, I was jelqing my chain."

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Puts the crazy on the chain wax

When something is really nuts and it's hard to explain.

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.

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Like when you Fart and you let "Fluffy" off his chain

Jacob said in class: Who let fluffy off the chain?

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To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones

I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!

That is the act of yanking ones chain

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Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

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A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.

“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”

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