Wedding minge 

A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.

Guy1: Look at the Kid there wearing the red Bowtie!
Guy2:What are you A WEDDING Minge!?

Wedding minge by The Locator November 15, 2011

Carpet minger 

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

Carpet minger by Hoofster May 29, 2014

strip mined the pizza 

When you take all the toppings and cheese of a pizza leaving only tomato sauce and dough. Do not strip mine half a pizza like Ken.

Ex1: Ken was being an ass hole and strip mined the pizza.
Ex2:
Guy1: Dude, did you strip mine my pizza?
Ken: What you gonna dough about it?
Reporter: Ken was killed today at a local collage.

strip mined the pizza by Hellathere February 28, 2016

ur maws minge 

A home cooked meal in the USA made by your mom.

Wow I'd sure love some of ur maws minge right now!

ur maws minge by Peahade123 June 16, 2017

mingefield 

as a come back 4 'cinnamon' which was an inproper pronounciation of sydenham 'cinnamon' cleverly thought up 'mingefield'. as mansfield was the foolish boys last name. muahahahahaahaha

cinnamon: hey mingfield!! i will kik yo ass in badmingeton!!

mingefield by cherrence March 27, 2005

Minger 

noun: Minger:

1. A man/woman who lacks asthetic pleasing qualities, i.e. boot ugly

2. Someone who lacks hygenical values, i.e. a total stinker

1. That girl over there is a total minger

2. Look at that stinker, what a minger!

Minger by Mattfink October 6, 2006

minge biscuit 

(n): to be eaten by a pussy, like a biscuit. like bein pussywhipped but 500 times worse. your soul is usually swallowed into the chasms most capacious depths, which considering its size, soon after becomes strangley elusive...

"john is so pussy whipped its obscene. hes guna become a primetime minge biscuit if he dont put that bitch in her place."

minge biscuit by >>killer7<< March 7, 2008