Elephant Goggles
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Elephanting by Not OP December 1, 2010
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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant
Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
Elephant Peanut Butter
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
Elephant Peanut Butter by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011
Elephant Spout
Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs
So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
Elephant Spout by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
elephant flaps
when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
elephant flaps by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013
Elephant Noose
a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
Elephant Noose by timbo slice May 21, 2013