zooed 

(adj.) of or pertaining to being "out of this world"
(v.) to be "off;" to be out of one's mind

Yvonne: Hey, Shelby, let's cut cake out of our diet and just eat brussel sprouts!

Shelby: I'm not about it! You are too zooed.

zooed by E. Q. Ambrosia January 24, 2010

Zooted 

Cocaine working so favorably, that one often cannot feel is front teeth.

" Ayeo, I can't feel my teeth son"
"word god? you must be zooted kid. wanna hit dis bullet?"

Zooted by D'Bend July 30, 2003

Zooted 

Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell!!!

I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind

Zooted by G-R-I-P September 21, 2009

Zooded 

An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.

Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!

Zooded by Red Hugh May 29, 2018

ZOOTED BALOOTED 

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

ZOOTED BALOOTED by Tata binx April 22, 2018

Zooted 

A now popular term created years ago by a kid named Kenneth.

"damn man that joint got me zooted af"

Zooted by Leblancc February 6, 2020

zooper 

a zooper is one who doesnt understand simple things and is a simp.

this retard gary is such a fucking zooper

zooper by crispynigg April 20, 2020