shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

shitfaced by Greg August 22, 2003

Shitfacebook 

Writing and regretting what you write on facebook while drunky.

The hangover intensified after I remembered shitfacebooking last night before I vomited.

Shitfacebook by Bfjerky May 9, 2009

shitfaced virginity 

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

shitfaced virginity by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

shitfacedness 

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

shitfacedness by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitfacebooking 

Posting or chatting on facebook when you've had too much to drink.

She even spelled her own name wrong while shitfacebooking last night.

shitfacebooking by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010

O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.

Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.

O-Shit Face by improblynaked June 20, 2009

i smell shit face 

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.

Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.

i smell shit face by #nosekeepers July 18, 2020