Newbie Suprise 

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

Newbie Suprise by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009

newsiest 

Morning or evening newspaper or TV channel giving you the most and updated news of the day, from all over.

Of all the newspapers locally available, THE DAILY NEWS is the newsiest paper around.

newsiest by Gadget King January 17, 2011

newbie 

A gay person who has recently come out and is not yet accustomed to the gay community. He or she is generally very socially awkward because of grappling with a completely new identity and a new set of societal expectations.

Andrew: Wow, did you see that guy hitting on me just now? He was petrified.
Timmy: I know, total newbie. I thought he was adorable.
Andrew: Ehh, maybe in a few months.

newbie by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

nawbies 

Comes from the word n00bies. It means the same thing, it's just dumb to say it.

God damn nawbies! Wtf omg!

nawbies by Homeless Wolfman February 27, 2005

newbie 

that guy in my class lol

he just transferred,hes such a newbie.

newbie by decides to die April 21, 2007

newbie alfredo 

a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes

Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop

newbie alfredo by Doozie July 20, 2009

Newbie 

Man who works in video store, and talks very fast

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah what was that newbie
Yeah yeah yeah yeah i was about to do that

Newbie by kracks mcstiff June 12, 2009