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uber foreplay 

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
uber foreplay by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016

cereal foreplay 

Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)

A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight

B: Nah were outta milk
Cereal Foreplay is one of the greatest kinks i have.
cereal foreplay by Cereal Fucker October 19, 2017

employment foreplay 

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.

Date Foreplay 

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
Date Foreplay by Tbird58 November 28, 2022

french foreplay 

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.
My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.
french foreplay by Pittycent March 10, 2023

Frigid foreplay 

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.
Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.
Frigid foreplay by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023