Chrish Check-in 

Convincing a hotel to let you check-in super early because you’re only going there to fuck.

Luckily the hotel let us have a Chrish check-in because she was gagging to be fucked senseless.

Chrish Check-in by Chrish77 October 27, 2018

Check sites 

The act of looking at different web pages on the internet.

"Dad, can we check sites?"

"No"

Check sites by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010

Check out the garden 

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

Check out the garden by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

trump checked

When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.

Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.

trump checked by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017

Fact Checking 

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

Fact Checking by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Sock Check

A test to determine how down you are.
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”

- Juan Nye the Skante Guy

Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn

Sock Check by Sudeni.Shindeiru April 23, 2021