Barn Star 

A person who thinks they are a bar star, but only picks up ugly women. aka barn animals

"Mike is such a barn star, he always picks up ugly chicks!"

Barn Star by commandercool9876 May 11, 2010

barn yard pimp 

free range chicken

hey bitch fry me up that barnyard pimp !!!!!!!, i wanna git sum dat barn yard pimp from kfc

barn yard pimp by racnjag May 25, 2011

barn bitch 

A barn bitch is a bitch who goes to the same horse back riding barn as you.

Barn bitches will want to take and ride whatever horse is your favorite and make them theirs, will bash your riding, and make up lies and rumors. Barn bitches should be approached with caution.

That barn bitch just talked crap about my jumping to my trainer! I can't believe her!

barn bitch by equestrihonest October 3, 2014

BARN FIND

The fantasy of collectors everywhere-(mostly automotive)-that they'll stumble upon a mint condition vintage 'Benz or Ferrari
in a barn or airplane hangar somewhere between N.Y/L.A....owned by someone just happy to get rid of it.Uh-huh.

COLLECTOR:"My 300SL Roadster was a BARN FIND from an estate sale on a river town in Southern Indiana.Family was just happy to be rid of the thing at 90k.Imagine that!"

COLLECTOR 2:"Enough with your fish stories!Even in desperation
nobody let's that rig go for less than 300K.There's photos of you at Barrett Jackson last month anyway."

BARN FIND by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005

Barn boss 

A motherfucker who wants to run something/be in charge of something,when in reality their ass isn't in charge of jack shit.....A wannabe.

This motherfucker thinks they're a barn boss.

Barn boss by gatorfan6471 July 26, 2016

barn food 

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

barn food by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.

Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!

Barn Whip by Role-Model December 15, 2018