Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.

1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.

part-tarded by D. Wulf September 5, 2008

Wii-tarded

The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.

I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.

Wii-tarded by Voyager July 16, 2006

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slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

slow-tarded by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

Taddeus

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.

Taddeus? Ou yeah

Taddeus by tonda1234 November 21, 2021

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