TSA Spray 

The act of farting in the oval X-ray Machine at any airport for the next passenger to walk into the stench you just left in your wake

"Dude, this lady at security kept bumping we with her bags while on line at the TSA Checkpoint. It's alright though I left her a little TSA spray to show my appreciation"

TSA Spray by moffboy March 3, 2020

TSA'd

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When you pick up your luggage at the airport and there is a little note inside politely stating that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) has searched your bag.

I was unpacking my bags after coming home from the airport, and I discovered that iI had been TSA'd.

TSA'd by TSA Officer August 14, 2008

TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"

TSA Promise by Streuth December 2, 2019

Tsa Feleezyy 

Word used when feeling good vibes around crazy friends

We're feeling Tsa Feleezyy bruu

Tsa Feleezyy by Yesdawg July 24, 2022

TSA Pay Raise 

When your company says they fought hard for a raise - but knew there wasn’t enough money in the budget and a reduction in pay was coming.

So you get a raise for the last 3 months of one fiscal year and then they pull it back as the new fiscal year starts…then initiate a cut in pay, essentially wiping out your pay raise and even making you poorer.

Person 1: Hey, did you see we are getting a TSA Pay Raise this year?

Person 2: Yea, here comes 3 months of pay at the rate we deserve and then a fiscal year take back followed by a reduction in pay.

Person 1: There goes my morale. I think I’m going to try being a truck driver.

TSA Pay Raise by No Tango and no Cash September 13, 2023

TSA Syndrome 

A mental illness characterized by an overwhelming intoxication with power, leading to delusions of grandeur, a compulsive need to assert dominance, and a tendency to make outlandish demands. Individuals suffering from TSA Syndrome often exhibit symptoms such as profiling, insisting on being referred to by self-appointed regal titles, displaying an irrational confidence in their piss poor decision-making abilities, and developing an uncontrollable urge to micromanage everything within their perceived realm of control. In extreme cases, sufferers may believe they are destined to rule the world, despite a complete lack of qualifications or followers.

TSA Syndrome comes from the asshat TSA agent at the airport who evidently believes your 4oz tube of anal lube is going to bring down the plane.

TSA bitch: ma'am, your 6oz tube of anal lubricant is not allowed past security.
sexy mad'am: but misses, I need my anal lube or Jeffreys big penis will hurt piping out my tight arse and pussy holes!

TSA bitch: ma'am you're going to need to either ship your anal lube back to Pittsburgh or throw it away.
fine mad'am: God damn it!

fine mad'am: *turns to Jeffrey* this bitch sure has a bad case of TSA Syndrome!!

TSA Syndrome by ledar August 19, 2024

Minecraft TSA 

When on a server in Minecraft, you have to go into peoples houses and search them top to bottom. You would also be looking for secret entrances, bunkers, chests, and hidden loot.

Player 1: Hey, dude why are you in my house?
Player 2: I'm looking for some gold ingots.
Player 1: Man, come on this isn't the airport. You're like the Minecraft TSA.

Minecraft TSA by TheMinecraftPlaya June 8, 2013