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sprung sloth 

a sloth with an erection
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.
sprung sloth by SprungSloth January 16, 2009

Sprung Fuck 

Fornication with the purpose of falling in love.
Ex. " I'm planning on sprung fucking a random guy/girl at the party tonight to forget about my ex. "

sprung a leak 

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
sprung a leak by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

Sprung Monkey 

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants
Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!
Sprung Monkey by RYTOE November 6, 2003

sprung a deal 

creating a deal and then announcing them through multiple channels i.e. fan pages, tweets, emails.
The store owner sprung a deal through Facebook and Twitter
sprung a deal by beechnutusa October 19, 2010

sprung bob 

sprung bob has sprung out of his chair and is running to your location
I hate that sprung bob guy he fired me from my job.