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pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )
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vinyl pervert 

I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way
Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.
John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.
pervert by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007
An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.
Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!
pervert by Alfred March 17, 2005

pervertified 

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.
pervertified by jpatt February 23, 2005

pervert in the weeds 

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.
"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"

PERVERTISM 

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!
Ew that's pervertism