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Maciej Kawecki 

Maciej Kawecki is probably the coolest man you know. some people may call him the polish piggy because he's so hot too. he pulls all the girls one wishes, and gets mad head and pussy. Maciej Kawecki is also the greatest athlete in your school, he's tall, fast, strong, and agile. He has only been on varsity for school teams and nothing else. he is also one of the greatest gamers of all time, starring in games like rainbow six siege and fIfa. And best of all he's rich. if you know a man named Maciej Kawecki you should consider yourself a lucky man because he's the best person you will ever meet.
i have a crush on the hottest man on earth, Maciej Kawecki
Maciej Kawecki by polishpiggy April 30, 2021
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A big Brutus mother fucker who fucks every bitch, drinks every drink, and will snort/smoke anything on the table. He is probably polish or Russian with a big fucking dick.
You know that crazy dude named maciej?
Maciej by Where'sWaldosWeenus February 16, 2017
someone who supports, loves, cares for, admires and looks up to Megan McKinley and Elizabeth Morgan Mace, respects and looks out for their fellow Macers, and finally, have a lot of swag.
Haters gonna hate, Macers gonna Mace!
Macer by MacerForLife September 22, 2011
Macaela is a person who acts innocent, but isn't always. She can be a little princess at time, by whinning, but she is a great friend. She is kind and gets along well with others. She can be hyper. If you like a Macaela, she would be a great girlfriend as well.
Friend(Kayla): Macaela, stop being a little princess.
Friend(Isabella): *laughs and falls over*
Macaela: I'm not a little princess! *whinny voice*
Kayla: Stop whinning then! And also you aren't so innocent...
Macaela by Zany Girl May 23, 2016
Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A
Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!
Macheala by Josie Lee January 24, 2014

Penile Mache 

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
Penile Mache by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018
A wierd Brit involved in some band who went around San Andreas. Seems to have a problem with not being able to stop 'giving himself a little bit'.
"Oh, for fucks sake Maccer! Leave yourself alone!"
"I can't help it, man!"
Maccer by necrosmash February 16, 2005