Martin Luther King 

1. proper noun. Celebrated equal rights activist.

2. noun. archaic. Colloquial term for the unpopular Cadbury chocolate bar 'Dream'. Came into use in the first half of 2011, upon dipping into a box of Favourites (assorted chocolates) and removing the unpopular sweet 'Dream', it was announced "I have a dream". Ironically, the Dream is a white minority chocolate amongst the oppressive darker chocolates that maintain authority amongst the selection. Fell into disuse shortly after.

note: often abbreviated to simply "Martin Luther", although this has led to considerable confusion, as Martin Luther is the slang term for the discontinued "Pollywaffle" chocolate bar, which achieved a cult following in the late 1980s.

Duff: "Lewis, any decent sweets left in the box?"
Lewis: "Only a couple of Martin Luthers mate"
Duff: " I thought they went out of production years ago..."
Lewis: "Sorry, Martin Luther Kings"
Duff: "Forget it"

Martin Luther King by duff696969 February 24, 2011

Martin Luther King Jr. 

the suspected answer to many racial jokes.

White guy:"What do you call a black man who attempts to lead an unfairly judged people out of oppression only to be unexpectedly murdered?"

Upstanding black man:"Martin Luther King Jr.?"

White guy:"No, a nigger! Hahaha"

Upstanding black man:"Hahaha"

Martin Luther King Jr. by mr. funns August 9, 2009

Martin luther king 

Expression of frustration, surprise, anger or pain. Similar to Jesus Christ. Often modified with a "fucking" between any or all of the words.

1) Martin Luther King, that's hot!
2) Martin-fucking-Luther King!

Martin luther king by Daigoro July 31, 2006

Martian Luther King 

Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.

Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.

Martian Luther King by scut monkey August 12, 2009

Martin Luther King 

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎

white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka

Martin Luther King by Dubiks January 21, 2019

martin luther king 

A rhyming slang associated with jewlery or "bling"

#1. Mr T is drowning in Martin
#2. He'll never get through the airport with Martin Luther King!

martin luther king by SamPeteAlex September 15, 2007

Martin Luther King Jr textbook 

something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.

Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.

Martin Luther King Jr textbook by levyyyyy October 21, 2022