gaping maw 

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

gaping maw by Arskangel January 2, 2006

Gaping Meat Dragon 

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.

"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"

Gaping Meat Dragon by Stognathebalogna April 13, 2021

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

Forrest Gumping by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

shitting into a gaping cunt 

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

shitting into a gaping cunt by gawd of man March 24, 2005

gaping asshole 

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

gaping asshole by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

gumping by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Guipingapalooza 

a reunion held in different places across the U.S. that celebrates the adoption of 8 girls from Guiping, China. There are 8 families and they all get along.

Mari: When is Guipingapalooza this year?
Donna M: June 22!

Guipingapalooza by guipingalicious October 31, 2011