Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

Cuckoo clocking by Zarl June 23, 2009

Twee-cocking 

When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.

You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.

Twee-cocking by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018

choking the goose 

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

choking the goose by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Cocking the Brim 

To tip, turn, and/or dip one's hat in a ghetto/gangsta fashion.

That nigga lookin' fresh cocking the brim of his yankee fitted.

Cocking the Brim by JooiePooie December 3, 2010

Car Checking 

The act of walking around Neighborhoods and checking to see if car doors are open, usually to loot the cars of the belongings.

Austin and Andrew went car checking in a rich Neighborhood.

Car Checking by Poseidann November 15, 2014

Chonking 

When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.

my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!

Chonking by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018

Storm Cocking 

When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.

We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.

Storm Cocking by Chief921 March 11, 2010