saldes

Small village in the region near Barcelona. Once upon the time the village elders said to the new generation that they had to escape the little town and move out of there (cause WW1 and many epedimics). So all the person around 16-25 (ish) had to move out so the village could once again be rebuilt when all the other people died. But to rember the little town they had to change their last name to Saldes. Now (2016) the village is still empty but many with the name Saldes live. But there's one tihng more to do, pass this story on to his/her child/ren so the people who sacrifeced all they had for them to move would be rembered trough time. Saldes

-Huh you're from that village in spain, right?

-Yeah Saldes
-Yeah...

saldes by TheOldElderThatTellsStories December 9, 2016

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

Salesmanipulationship by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

Spamton

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

Summer's Eve Salesman by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Salesforce 

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

Salesforce by Lbbbb June 10, 2013