Alaska

If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .

Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.

Alaska by Onionbro March 17, 2015

Alaska

The 49th state in the United States. A great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). Not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. Truly a beautiful place.
--If it were the 47th state, we could call it AK-47, I mean c'mon! How cool is that!--

"Hello, friend! From what far off region do you hail?"

"lol alaska, asl?"

Alaska by Steve Gano October 13, 2004

Alaska

keeping texas from being the largest state since 1959

dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!

dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).

dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?

dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)

dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!

*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*

Alaska by bend over dobby June 14, 2018

Alaska

The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.

Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.

Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'

Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.

Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.

Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.

Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'

Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."

Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."

Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."

Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."

Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."

Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."

Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"

Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."

Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".

Alaska by akseerkris February 11, 2010

Alaska

Cold.

Alaska is cold.

Alaska by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

alaska

is the best place in the united states to come from

kosi comes from alaska

alaska by RR October 30, 2003

alaska

1. 49th state.
2. Home of the Matinuska ThunderFuck Wacky Tobaccy.

That alaskan weed is wicked bad.

alaska by Hal69 June 25, 2003