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A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!
Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."
TONS by Trevor Homehead November 1, 2019
A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways
RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self
tons by SHORTY May 22, 2003
The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.
"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"
tons by giggitty goooo March 21, 2007
A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.
I think I like Tons. She’s so nice
Tons by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018
That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
Tons by Gas_log February 13, 2021
Short for Washingtons; one dollar bills. A term used to belittle someone's wealth or income.
You're not rich. You be making them 'tons!
'Tons by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017