He's a very rude, disrespectful fat human being who's need to be on a weight-watchers plan. He will take things out of your hand, give you a detention for opening your locker, fake trip over your feet, and he will tell you to shut up.

Mr.Sapowsky definition- huge, over sized, not friendly and doesn't care

Mr.Sapowsky by Papaoutai January 21, 2017

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Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

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Slapologize

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)

Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.

Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013

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Slapwank

Light to vigerous tapping of ones genitals until orgasm is reached.

“I’m going to eat this Sunday roast and then slapwank myself silly!”

Slapwank by Methencheesethenmethencheese May 9, 2018

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