doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...

I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.

doppelwhacker by minmi November 30, 2011

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doppelwanker

A male who impersonates a female online in order to have cyber sex with guys.

I'm exhausted cause I doppelwanked with 5 guys today. That's a doppelwanker record.

doppelwanker by IrishMolly72 November 27, 2012

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doppelwhacker • doppelblacker • doppelcracker • Doppelwalker • doppelwanker

doppelblacker

Your black twin.

She's the black version of you, a doppelblacker.

doppelblacker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

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Doppelwalker

Someone who shares the same walk as a specific other person

Did you see how he was walking? Just like Dave! He’s his doppelwalker!

Doppelwalker by Keyhole Tony June 1, 2018

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doppelcracker

Your white twin

Girl, that white chick looks just like you. She's your doppelcracker.

doppelcracker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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