Frostied

When one person comes up behind somebody, surprises them, and punches them in the face. Otherwise known as a "Sucker Punch"

Brendan went and frostied Chad.

Frostied by ;)winkeyface(; March 20, 2011

Frosted Log 

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.

My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log

Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016

Frosted onions 

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.

When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.

Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016

frosted kitty treats 

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.

I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

frosted kitty treats by A dog and cat owner May 28, 2013

Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?

Frosted Sugar Cookies by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022

Frosted Flakes 

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

Frosted Flakes by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017