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jailbaiting 

The act of loading illegal porn onto your phone to see if your mobile carrier is spying on you, which is revealed when you are paid a visit by the feds.
Richard: Damn dude how come Dave got rolled by some federales?
James: Oh he read some shit about Verizon spying on him through his phone so he tested it by putting some CP on it.
Richard: Man that's some hardcore jailbaiting right there
jailbaiting by /w/ October 9, 2013
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jailwaiting 

As implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of "waiting" for a certain "jailbait" to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous masses can safely ogle at the person in question.
A: Wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
B: Careful, that one is jailbait.
A: In that case, I'll resort to jailwaiting.
B: Still means you're a lech.

Jailbaitness 

Damn Bro! I saw Laura L's Senior pics and her jailbaitness is killing me!
Jailbaitness by CBlo April 29, 2012

jailgating 

Partying WAY too hard in the parking lot outside of a concert or sporting event, to the point where arrest is imminent.
You see those two jamokes over there jailgating? I bet they never even make it inside to the game.
jailgating by Das Machine September 10, 2011

Jailblasting 

When you having sex with a women and then you flip her over and proceed to destroy her ass with an increasing number of fingers till she's crying.
Bro I had Stacy over this Saturday and totally convinced her to do some jailblasting till she was crying. She said she'll be back on Wednesday
Jailblasting by Suicidal thots April 6, 2023
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026