hoved

state of being incredibly hungover

I was shit-faced last night, I'm so hoved this morning.

hoved by sebastian the lobster May 8, 2007

Dos-hoved 

When a certain type of person won't work on the programming group project unless you actually tell them to do something. (Not being able to work independently. Also highly demotivated to do anything school related)

Me: Hey Mustafa, have you been working on the group project?
Mustafa: uhm actually, i haven't.
Me: What a dos-hoved

Dos-hoved by MatmedLassen December 6, 2021

Hoked 

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

Hoked by Willietipit May 12, 2015

Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing 

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, characters who's walk-acceleration is lower than their traction value after wavelanding backwards can buffer a slight walk forwards to decrease the momentum lost. The walk input must be at its lowest value to perfectly execute the tech. (rough translation of inputs) Characters with low traction (Luigi) benefit worse than those with higher traction values in Melee. (i.e Gannondorf can benefit from the Koopa Backdash Wave Slide Hover Walk Moon Landing more than Luigi in terms of distance)
Youtube has more info on this.

The Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing can make virtually anyone feel like they are playing on ice.

Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing by Do_mmar September 11, 2020

Homedale 

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.

the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.

Homedale by Ogmosic December 13, 2010

Hover-grating 

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.

Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.

Hover-grating by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011

hosed 

1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD

hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012