cleds 

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

cleds by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009

John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D

"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers

John cleese by Urburu November 2, 2005

clesor 

In the successfulness ranking of vOzforums, "clesor" is the least one. It's even worse than "lesor".
Full ranking includes: clesor < lesor < closer < loser < vOzer < winner.

He's got no home, no job, no girlfriend but he always pretends to be successful on the Internet. Such a clesor he is.

clesor by pidilangthang July 30, 2019

Cledge 

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

Cledge by walrus face November 20, 2010

cless 

NOUN: the line on the under side of the penis that extends down the middle of the scrotum all the way to the anus

She licked all up and down my cless.

cless by classycless October 16, 2008

Cleasby 

Getting an extension for an assignment and then getting another extension on top of your original extension.

Student 1: I really can’t be bothered doing my assignment.
Student 2: Don’t worry, just do a cleasby!

Cleasby by CBlockPerson July 24, 2018

clesed 

A person who is burnt, is slow to react, non responsive, is unaware of surroundings and is sometimes too stupid to carry on intelligent conversation. A cles may often appear to be paralyzed or extremely close to sleep at all times.

He smoked a fat doublar and is in a permenantly clesed state.

clesed by cles of narnia February 16, 2007