dirkle 

a penis that looks like a small pickle.

"wow. I've never seen an actual dirkle like that."

dirkle by haffffleeeeeed March 30, 2010

DarkLegionMyztery 

$ $ $ D H $ $ $ $ Much props as a writer A+ writer .

Greastest writer in Connecticut DarkLegionMyztery

DarkLegionMyztery by Dark Myztery Writer(DLMYZTERY) June 11, 2018

dicklength 

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

Dinkleberg 

Dinkleberg is Dad's neighbour in The Fairly Odd Parents who he blames for most of his problems.

Dad often says, "Dinkleberg..." in a low voice.

House burned down?

Dinkleberg...

Can't find your socks?

Dinkleberg...

Dinkleberg by OhMyKittens March 29, 2012

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

Dinkleberg 

a swore enemy to the universe

curse you dinkleberg!!!!!!!!

Dinkleberg by LGREEZZY March 26, 2017

dolly dinkle 

Second rate. Espescially, a mediocre dance studio. One that teaches enraptured youngsters in tutus about the proper use of jazz hands.

That is completely dolly dinkle!

dolly dinkle by Tom Hamster June 5, 2007