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Kurge
The name of the king of the dungeon siege. He has lived for nearly three thousand years and all traces of his past have been completely forgotten except for his own memory. He is the undisputed lord of the earth and sky and rules with an iron fist. His infinite empire is unstoppable and all attempts to topple it have met a bitter and bloody end. A minor god in his own right, he is a master of arcane lore and black magics. His prowess in battle is unmatched through his genius mind for tactics and strategy and his ability to wield any weapon masterfully. He rules us from his black tower in his capital city and his reign will have no end. He is all powerful and cannot be hurt or killed in any way possible.
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Kugle
The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.
The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.
The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.
Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.
Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.
Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.
The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.
The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.
Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.
Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.
Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.
"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."
"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."
"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."
Kugle by Darnell C. May 18, 2012