parloring  

The activity of touring massage parlors with a group of like-minded friends and degenerates. Especially relevant usage in urban areas with large Asian populations (i.e., San Francisco, New York).

Joe: What do you want to do after the horse track?

Matt: You wanna go parloring after? I hear the service at the Sunshine Spa is excellent.

Joe: Sounds delightful.

parloring by SleazeyE March 27, 2009

Palringo 

Palringo, AKA Pal, is an online message software. You meet friends, send nudes, and even share a laugh once in a while. It is highly addictive and once you join you'll soon be on for hours. Those hours will turn to days and you'll start to lose sleep. Once you're on for days without sleep you start to see things like shrimps. Palringo is even in your dreams.

death Palringo, yo

Palringo by Zoe, the pancak servant. September 4, 2013

Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.

"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."

Parroting by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018

parlaying

v. the act of chilling

nah i ain't doing much... just parlaying it right now.

parlaying by Manny G. October 1, 2005

Palringo Syndrome 

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.

Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.

Palringo Syndrome by Skysentinels January 12, 2013

Paroosing

In the process of navigating lazily or without much aim.

I was paroosing through the store when I happened upon a giant yo-yo.

Paroosing by J Dizzle Frizzle December 23, 2008

Parkering 

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

Parkering by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018