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googlewank 

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
googlewank by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008
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Googlewank 

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.
Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.
Googlewank by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlewhack paradox

googlewhackers who post found googlewhacks on websites such as googlewhack.com where they become indexed by google again nullifying the googlewhack status.
she found this really cool googlwhack but when her friend posted it to googlewhack.com it became a googlewhack paradox.

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer
rachel is a googlebanger.
googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

Googlemancy 

In RPGs , magic such as Necromancy (controlling the dead) and Pyromancy (manipulating fire) are often skills that can be leveled up. As such, Googlemancy is the power to manipulate Google to find what you're looking for. Often used in work places, where an old and senile boss will aproach an underling to find some information for him, due to the latter's higher level of Googlemancy.
Mr O'Toole had to ask Kevin, the postroom boy to find the porn he was looking for, due to Kevin's insane Googlemancy skills
Googlemancy by Legatosama April 29, 2010

googlebanger 

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.
googlebanger by rockyrachel August 12, 2007